FACT: adding “inator 3000” to ANYTHING makes it 200 times COOLER
uncool noun: bird
COOL noun: Birdinator 3000
thank you Dr. Doofenshmirtz
A visual representation of Tumblr’s slow downward spiral.
Now tell me that fate doesn’t exist.
Favorite Tangled things: Rapunzel being artistic.
the future is now
what the fuck. what the fuck how. how the hell.
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
The other day I got this call from a 50 year old black woman accusing me of calling her boyfriend and telling me she was going to hunt me down and kill me. I am a 14 year old white girl who lives in pennsylvainia
So this woman just shouted her age and ethnicity at you before beginning her conversation?
everyone needs these christmas lights on their blog
… These kids will rule the world.
THE LAST ONE THO.
these children are perfect
BETTER LATE THAN PREGNANT
there is none so blind as Stevie Wonder
a Miss is as good a a Mr.
a bird in the hand is going to poop on you
Don’t put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed